I Had A Silly Cat

I Had A Silly Cat

Once upon a time

I had a silly cat

My silly cat was

Oh, so fat

It couldn’t catch

A rat unless 

That rat was

Really, really slow.

My silly cat could eat

However,

Ev’ry thing 

In sight

Breakfast 

In the morning

And once again

At night

She’d gotten 

Kinda heavy

She was quite

A sight

One might say

She was a tub

And you'd be

Absolutely right.

So it’s not 

Surprising that

My silly

Silly cat

Is just too big

And too damn fat

To go out and

Catch a rat.

Copyright © 2015 by Lowell A. Anderson.  All rights reserved.

Note:  The photo was stolen from the files of William Kendall, who blogs here.